Dear Reader,

As Proprietor of this website and writer of hilarious comic novels I value your custom above almost everything else. Very little gives me as much pleasure as knowing you are enjoying the ultimate ‘humorous’ reading experience. I therefore fully recommend that you take the following steps immediately:

1. Click on HIS WARES

2. Skip blurb and specious reviews and go directly to ‘FREE DOWNLOAD’

3. Download TWO FREE copies {you never know when the balloon may go up}

 4. Use your e-reader to change all the fonts and formats meticulously chosen by me the Proprietor to ensure verisimilitude with the story’s setting

5. Read parts or all of your now defiled book

6. Post a glowing review on Amazon etceteras  {a prize may be available for the best ones}

 7. For complete satisfaction repeat steps 1 to 7 at least twice annually*


* Please note that the high demand anticipated for new titles will definitely not result in any further reductions in quality.


Thank You



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